Mars is being hit by rapid climate change and it is happening so fast that the red planet could lose its southern ice cap, writes Jonathan Leake. Scientists from Nasa say that Mars has warmed by about 0.5C since the 1970s. This is similar to the warming experienced on Earth over approximately the same period.
So if you really want to know all of the science behind climate change and global warming. then you really should grace JunkScience. It is really the best site online about the whole issue. I will warn you, it isn't surf reading. It is really indepth stuff. There are a few 'easy' reading articles, You will be amamzed at just how active the site is and how much information there is on the site.
Monday, April 23, 2007
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Why are famous people so smart ??
You know we here at Convoginators.com sometimes make fun of the folk who tout the 'global warming’ agenda, but it does my heart good when I read that someone has come up with a “really” good idea concerning this subject.
Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment. Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required". Now there is an idea that will change civilization as we know it! I wish I could have thought of it. I mean it’s so down right smart ! As much as I am going to try to adhere to this new tenet I fear I may be destined to fail before I begin. You see most of my “pesky occasions” require two or three .....ROLLS the wiping stuff. This is only going to increase my ongoing guilt about bringing our planet to an untimely end because of my toilet paper excess. Please forgive me. I’ll try to dry this tear with a half of a square and use the other half to wipe up the big pile of catsup that fell off of my triple quarter-pounder with double cheese.
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
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Here's your BIG chance
PRAGUE (Reuters) - Scientists in the Netherlands have discovered a fungus in elephant dung (poop) that will help them break down fibres and wood into biofuel.
So, here is your chance to get in on an opportunity of a lifetime - commercial elephant farming. Not those gay Alpacas or Emu's, but big-honkin' elephants. The more you raise, the more poop they produce, and the closer we get to total independance from the gas companies and Arabs ! You can start small with just a pair of these guys. It will only take 5 acres of property per animal and 3 tons of food per day. Manteca has already volunteered to allow us to use his pool to bathe our animals this summer. You will be on your way to financial freedom !! Don't wait...the world needs your poop.
So Don Imus is gone. Well, gone in the sense that he has no more radio show with CBS and consequently no simulcast on MSNBC. I'm not a big fan of Don Imus, but I am a fan of that good 'ol freedom of speech. Yeah, yeah, the last two weeks have seen debate after debate concerning what happened, why, when, where and all that good stuff. I really didn't have a concrete answer until the students at South Carolina State University defined the situation for me. The university was having "Bulldogfest" this past weekend to celebrate school spirit and recruit new students. One of the big highlights was a rap concert on Friday night. The headliner…Crime Mob. I'll let you look up the lyrics to this fine musical group on your own. It is noted though that the "N-word" was used over 100 times in one song alone. That seems a little racist to me, but the highly intellectual students at SC State think other wise.
One student, Kendra Johnson, says, "The radio host was out of line when he said it. Some rap artists may be out of line, but they don't mean no harm." Student Justin Miller says, "There's always a time and place for everything. With hip hop music that's a certain situation where those remarks can be used, but on public radio station pointed to a particular group it's not proper." Student Body President Deven Anderson says, "Being they are a performing artist group they're merely here to entertain us. That's nothing serious in content, they're here to entertain." **
I personally never considered Imus to be real news. I would definitely categorize him as entertainment. At the same time I would never had put Timbaland in the category of elite political mogul, but Hilary sure does like his money. So the new game is to call it entertainment when you want to hear about hoes and the N-word is relevant, but when you need to get rid of a white man with too much power…well, you know, picket his sponsors. Is this a racial, liberal battle? Yes, it is, and if you think otherwise, then you are definitely engulfed in the fog that is the ignorant agenda of the homosexuals, radicals, socialists and most certainly the democratic party.
So now I am waiting for the email that tells me this website has been cancelled because it is offensive to someone somewhere… I knew I should have rapped it, I would have been an entertainer.
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
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The Dems idea of Military efficiency...
This should give you an idea of what the dems would like to do the U.S. Military. With all the money they would save, they could get more than the 75 million for peanut storage. I bet they could even get another 100 million for Pineapple re-location therapy.
