PRAGUE (Reuters) - Scientists in the Netherlands have discovered a fungus in elephant dung (poop) that will help them break down fibres and wood into biofuel.
So, here is your chance to get in on an opportunity of a lifetime - commercial elephant farming. Not those gay Alpacas or Emu's, but big-honkin' elephants. The more you raise, the more poop they produce, and the closer we get to total independance from the gas companies and Arabs ! You can start small with just a pair of these guys. It will only take 5 acres of property per animal and 3 tons of food per day. Manteca has already volunteered to allow us to use his pool to bathe our animals this summer. You will be on your way to financial freedom !! Don't wait...the world needs your poop.
Phynerk
