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Sunday, May 24, 2009
The top 5 things you need to be doing.

I thought that my weekends couldn't get anymore mundane, I was wrong.  So, I was surfing, writing, surfing, sleeping and surfing.  I thought I might write down a few things that I feel you need to be doing during this great time of political, moral and economic change.  Just suggestions, I'm not the final answer, nor the most intelligent one for that matter.

  1. Keep up with the news.  Now I know that one of my good friends out there hates to keep up with the news because it brings him down.  Don't get caught with your pants down!  These websites will help you keep up.  FoxNews (conservative viewpoint), CNN (liberal viewpoint), DrudgeReport (just the facts ma'am).
  2. Keep up with your money.  This is a big one.  I don't really think that I have to make any other comments on this.  I find this new site pretty stinking awesome when it comes to what you have, what you want and where in the heck it is all going. PocketSmith.
  3. Keep up with all ideas, whether good or bad, you'd be surprised what actually seems like a good idea after a few sleeps.  This site is amazing and gives you the ability to use your phone to keep up with the next big "plan" the moment you come up with it.  EverNote.
  4. Keep up with the latest technology.  So many of you have heard of the great Windows 7.  I can testify right here, right now, that it will change the computing experience as we know it.  I have been running it since the beta release and cannot get over the way it has transformed my computer usage and the hardware that I use.  It is free (Windows 7 RC) and good until June 2010.  The official release comes out the third week of October 2009, and I promise, you will be ready to purchase two weeks after installing the release candidate.  Download Windows 7.
  5. Keep up with the Convoginators.  I, for one, am behind in my posting and will attempt (I can't even keep my regular rehearsals with Phynerk) to post at least three times a week.  Yeah, that's what I am going to do!

Thursday, May 21, 2009
Did America get it right?

I just love the liberal media.  I wish the news sites and papers had this sameidol headline after the presidential election.  I think the same question applies to those voters who put that crazy old coot Arlen Specter back in office.  If you didn't know, the nut job decided this morning to side with Fancy Pelosi and state that the CIA withheld information from him also.  So the guy jumps parties and now decides to slit the throat of the CIA.  Oh yeah, GMAC got $5 billion.they need more, so now they are becoming a quasi government entity.  You heard me right, forget your taxes, just make out the check to the United Socialist States of America!

Monday, May 18, 2009
Mmmm, $17 McNuggets


Friday, May 15, 2009
OSHA Compliance with Manteca

This is for Phynerk... Where I work, OSHA is where you go to get some sun...and see some sharks.

Thursday, May 14, 2009
Gun Safety

As the Crestwood Sniper might agree, there’s nothing as relaxing as an evening of target practice with GUNS. However, it is very important that gun safety be foremost on your mind when you do.


Wednesday, May 13, 2009
This guy is a jerk!

I don't know about you, but I find Whitehouse Press Secretary Robert L. Gibbs to be a tool.  I mean the guy is arrogant, somewhat dimwitted and, well, like his boss, pretends to be smart.  Luckily CBS' Bill Plante ignored him and walked out to take his call.

Safe equipment modifications

Many times certain equipment must be modified safely to complete a desired task. Here's a couple of prime examples:

Scaffold modification
Ladder extension


Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Workplace safety.....con't.

There's nothing that helps build a safe working environment like the proper example from management and team ingenuity.

Setting an example for PPE

Team work ingenuity.

Monday, May 11, 2009
More ways to impress the OSHA inspector....

Who could overlook the many ways equipment and electrical safety can be addressed?

Equipment safety
Electrical Safety

Saturday, May 09, 2009
For Manteca

//link so hot it burned my fingers.

Friday, May 08, 2009
Impressing O.S.H.A. con't....

In our continuing series on workplace safety, we turn our attention to the matter of team safety and the proper use of PPE ( Personal Protective Equipment ).

Team Safety

Proper PPE

Thursday, May 07, 2009
Impressing OSHA 101

Safety in the workplace has become an extremely critical aspect of every factory worker. I thought I would do a short series of posts to relay examples of “questionable” safety practices to possibly help our readers stay safe on their jobs and at home. The safety techniques highlighted here are sure to impress any O.S.H.A. agent or safety representative in your particular work environment.
Jack Safety
Grinder safety

Wednesday, May 06, 2009
The crime of the century

MAY 5--Two California men were indicted today on federal charges that they illegally smuggled Asian songbirds into the country, most recently last month when one of the defendants, returning from a trip to Vietnam, was found with 14 live birds strapped to his legs.



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