You know we here at Convoginators.com sometimes make fun of the folk who tout the 'global warming’ agenda, but it does my heart good when I read that someone has come up with a “really” good idea concerning this subject.
Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.
Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".
Now there is an idea that will change civilization as we know it! I wish I could have thought of it. I mean it’s so down right smart ! As much as I am going to try to adhere to this new tenet I fear I may be destined to fail before I begin. You see most of my “pesky occasions” require two or three .....ROLLS the wiping stuff. This is only going to increase my ongoing guilt about bringing our planet to an untimely end because of my toilet paper excess. Please forgive me. I’ll try to dry this tear with a half of a square and use the other half to wipe up the big pile of catsup that fell off of my triple quarter-pounder with double cheese.
Phynerk
