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Saturday, September 30, 2006
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Just a little heads up on OPEC

I was over joyed last night when I filled up my tank for $2.03 a gallon in Texarkana. It is good to see it coming down. Now that summer is over, the process of making gas is being converted , and the demand for gas is lower, the barrel of oil (the main cost of a gallon of gas) is going down.

I love it how when the gas prices were high, unemployment was higher, the econmoy was in a slump, that Bush got all of the flack. Dems and libs aren't giving him any credit on the the work situation or the economy, but at least they are being consistent on the price of gas. They attribute the falling prices to Bush, but they state that he is using the price of gas to influence the elections. Bush can do nothing right in these peoples' eyes. Even though he has zero control over gas prices, he gets blamed when they are high and now that they are low he also gets blame and conspiracies. I remember a certain dinner argument over this exact issue. (Phynerk was there) Do the morons not know that the price of a barrel of oil is world wide. That gas prices are low around the entire world.

Now that the demand is low and the prices are falling we have THIS.
Nigeria and Venezuela plan to cut production amid OPEC concern about the rapid drop in prices, the OPEC countries say.

And this which is laughable:
Nigerian Oil Minister and OPEC President Edmund Daukoru has said the price of oil was "very low."

Low???!!!
I have read in a few places (no links) that they can make a healthy profit on oil when the price is at 40 dollars. These small piss-ant countries know that keeping the price of oil high is like kicking Wolfman in the nards when it comes to the United States economy. The funny thing is that our economy is so good that the high gas prices didn't slow us down that much. And all the while that OPEC is jabbing us, we have the 'hate America' crowd spreading their vitrial about Bush being a gas price controlling, torture loving Nazi who spies on our phone calls (And now is 'in Denial' thanks to loveable Bob Woodward)

The quicker America becomes more self sufficient and starts to actually projects her power and her passion for freedom, the quicker we can truly be the greatest nation the world has ever seen.

Friday, September 29, 2006
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The end is HERE !!!

Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore warned hundreds of U.N. diplomats and staff on Thursday evening about the perils of climate change, claiming: Cigarette smoking is a "significant contributor to global warming!"
The facts:
1)   Every match used to light a smoke produces 785 BTUs of unnecessary heat to the environment ( butane lighters produce in excess of 1435 BTUs ) .
2)   Smoldering butts not only add to the global warming, but also produce 0.0098 micrograms of carbon monoxide.

Other topics of great concern are:
a)   Slaming doors really hard
b)   Clapping too loudly at concerts
c)   Concerts
d)   Loud music
e)   Cooking food over any source of heat

The implications as to the logical end to this data is clear..... We're all gonna' die !!!!

Phynerk
Manteca for President in 2009

I think the Dems need some cheese and crackers!

Maybe a nice bree and some Townhouse crackers to go with the whine these losers have.

Jimmy Carter is campaigning for his son in Nevada.
Former President Carter is urging northern Nevadans to elect his son, Jack, to the Senate to help combat a Bush administration he says has brought "international disgrace" to the country.
Isn't that the same Jimmy Carter that had a beer-swilling doofus of a brother, left hostages to rot in Iran and pretty much had no clue about anything?

Hilary Clinton too...
"The damage that has already been done to our country in the last six years is incalculable," she said. "It's going to take an enormous amount of effort to begin to repair and restore American values and to reinstate the kind of shared commitment to common values and common ground that we desperately need," Clinton added
Really Hilary, you don't even have the moral stamina to take care of your own household, what makes you think you and your party of whiners can take care of this country. American values? What, those of your husband? Lie, cheat and fornicate? Lady, you cant see past the other womans head on your husbands pillow!

I can't leave out Oliver Stone...
"From Sept. 12 on, the incident (the attacks) was politicized and it has polarized the entire world," said Stone. "It is a shame because it is a waste of energy to see that the entire world five years later is still convulsed in the grip of 9/11.
"It's a waste of energy away from things that do matter which is poverty, death, disease, the planet itself and fixing things in our own homes rather than fighting wars with others. Mr. Bush has set America back 10 years, maybe more."
Man, you make a few movies and you know what the world needs. I'm pretty sure what this country needs is self sufficient citizens. The world may be your "cause" Ollie, but her in the United States of America, I believe our cause is the United States of America. When you and the other liberal whiners realize this, then maybe we can "fix" the damage that has been done to this country and use our energies in more profitable ventures.

Sometimes I wonder why the stupid people are running the country and talking on the television, then I remember that all the hard working folks are doing just that...working, and paying the taxes to fund the whining!


manteca

The Beginning of the END!

Squirrel Attacks -

Kangaroo Boxing -

And my favorite... Once they get transpotation, then they can move the weapons easier... The Chinese are playing with fire!



manteca

Wednesday, September 27, 2006
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Let's count the lies (fellow readers request)

I didn't do the heavy lifting on this, but I would like to share what others have found out about what Clinton said in his interview.

CLINTON:
ABC just had a right-wing conservative run their little pathway to 9/11, falsely claiming it was based on the 9/11 Commission report with three things asserted against me directly contradicting the 9/11 Commission report. And I think it's very interesting that all the conservative Republicans who now say I didn't do enough claim that I was too obsessed with bin Laden, all --

CLINTON:
President Bush's neocons thought I was too obsessed with bin Laden.

Really?

The Folks at The American Thinker spent the the time after the interview to do exhasutive LexisNexis search. The found "absolutely no instances of high-ranking Republicans ever suggesting that Clinton was obsessed with bin Laden or that he did too much to apprehend him prior to the bombing of the USS Cole in October of 2000." Also "prior to the August '98 US embassy bombings in Africa, there is hardly any mention of bin Laden by Clinton in American news transcripts, prior to 1998, even though bin Laden declared war on the United States in 1996, after the 1993 bombing of the World Trade Center. Clinton only said a couple of sentences in his Saturday radio address which followed the bombing on February 26th of '93."

Concerning the bombings in Sudan around the Lewinsky scandal:

Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich (R-Georgia) said the following on August 20, 1998:
'Well, I think the United States did exactly the right thing. We cannot allow a terrorist group to attack American embassies and do nothing. And I think we have to recognize that we are now committed to engaging this organization and breaking it apart and doing whatever we have to to suppress it, because we cannot afford to have people who think that they can kill Americans without any consequence. So this was the right thing to do.'

CNN's Candy Crowley reported on August 21, 1998, the day after cruise missiles were sent into Afghanistan:
'With law makers scattered to the four winds on August vacation, congressional offices revved up the faxes. From the Senate majority leader [Trent Lott], 'Despite the current controversy, this Congress will vigorously support the president in full defense of America's interests throughout the world.'

The Atanta Journal-Constitution , same day:
'Our nation has taken action against very deadly terrorists opposed to the most basic principles of American freedom,' said Sen. Paul Coverdell, a Republican member of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. 'This action should serve as a reminder that no one is beyond the reach of American justice.'

Former vice president Dan Quayle was quoted by CNN on August 23, 1998:
'I don't have a problem with the timing. You need to focus on the act itself. It was a correct act. Bill Clinton took-made a decisive decision to hit these terrorist camps. It's probably long overdue.'

There were some detractors:
Sen. Dan Coats of Indiana:
'I think we fear that we may have a president that is desperately seeking to hold onto his job in the face of a firestorm of criticism.'

As reported by the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, the Speaker felt the 'Wag the Dog' comparisons were 'sick': 'Anyone who saw the bombings in Kenya and Tanzania, anyone who saw the coffins come home, would not ask such a question,' said the House speaker, referring to the 12 Americans killed in the embassy bombings.

As for the 'neocons':

Richard Perle, wrote the following in an August 23, 1998, op-ed published in the Sunday Times:
'For the first time since taking office in 1993, the Clinton administration has responded with some measure of seriousness to an act of terror against the United States. This has undoubtedly come as a surprise to Osama Bin Laden, the Saudi terrorist believed to have been behind the bombing... So Thursday's bombing is a small step in the right direction. More important, it reverses, at least for now, a weak and ineffective Clinton policy that has emboldened terrorists and confirmed that facilitating terror is without cost to the states...'

Next

CLINTON:
Do you think Mr. Clarke has a vigorous attitude about bin Laden? He worked for Ronald Reagan, he was loyal to him. He worked for George H. W. Bush, he was loyal to him. He worked for me, and he was loyal to me. He worked for President Bush; he was loyal to him. They downgraded him and the terrorist operation. Read his book and read his factual assertions, not opinions, assertions.

The name of Clarke's book is "Against All Enemies," and if you turn to page 234 of Richard Clarke's book, you can read this, which sort of contradicts Clintons claim that you just heard that Richard Clarke had been demoted and then later fired:
"I had completed the review of the organizational options for homeland defense and critical infrastructure protection that Secretary Rice had asked me to conduct.

"There was agreement to create a separate senior White House position for critical infrastructure protection and cybersecurity outside the NSC staff. Condi Rice and Steve Hadley assumed that I would continue on the NSC, focusing on terrorism and asked whom I had in mind for the new job that would be created outside the NSC. This is basically Internet. I requested that I be given that assignment, to the apparent surprise of Condi Rice and Steve Hadley."

Clinton also implied in what you just heard that Clarke was demoted prior to 9/11. But if you go to page 239 of Clarke's book, Against All Enemies, you'll read the following.
"Roger Cressey, my deputy at the NSC staff, came to me in early October," that would be after September, "after the time I had intended to switch from the terrorism job to critical--"

These are just the two big ole lies.

I think that he is pathological. I really think that he thinks that these are truths, and the rage that we saw in the interview is Clinton not wanting to believe the truth. There is plenty of blame to go around, but Clinton didn't deal with terrorism during his 8 years.

Here is a bit from Micheal Scheurer, a former CIA analyst. He is no fan of Bush and is against the war in Iraq.

SCHEUER:
"Former president seems to be able to deny facts with impunity. Bin Laden is alive today because Mr. Clinton, Mr. Sandy Berger and Mr. Richard Clarke refused to kill him. That's the bottom line. And every time he says what he said to Chris Wallace on Fox, he defames the CIA especially, and the men who risked their lives to give his administration repeated chances to kill bin Laden."

Interviewer:
"Is the Bush administration any less responsible for not finishing the job in Tora Bora?"

SCHEUER:
There's plenty of blame to go around, sir, but the fact of the matter is the Bush administration had one chance that they botched, and the Clinton administration had eight to ten chances that they refused to try. At least at Tora Bora our forces were on the ground. We didn't push the point. But it's just -- it's an incredible kind of situation for the American people over the weekend to hear their former president mislead them.

How can the former President of the United States say that "at least he tried" to get Osama. He had 8 years to try. Bush had at most 8 months to get Osama. Contrast Clinton and Bush. Has Bush ever acted that way during an interview. Clinton complains that this was a hit job on him and refused to be treated like that. He also said, "I always get these clever little political deals where they ask me one set of questions and the other guys another set, and it always comes from one source." Who is he kidding? Bush, Condi , or Rummy don't get asked hard hitting questions?

Here's Chris Wallace talking to Donald Rumsfeld, March 28th, 2004. Quote: "I understand this is 20/20 hindsight. It's more than an individual manhunt. I mean, what you ended up doing in the end was going after Al-Qaeda where it lived, pre-9/11, should you have been thinking more about that?" "What do you make of Richard Clarke's basic charge that pre-9/11, this government, the Bush administration largely ignored the threat from Al-Qaeda? Mr. Secretary, it sure sounds like fighting terrorism was not a top priority." Rummy didn't blow a gasket.

Just think of how the media treats Bush. And how they treat Clinton. Clinton has gotten a pass for a long time, and now he sees the tides changing on him. His legacy is falling apart.

Top 8 reasons to post

8)   Seashell thought this was her blog page.
7)   eRIc got a goosey-bump ( or was it guilt ) and decided to grace us with his wit.
6)   Some of those noxious floaters in Manteca's toilet moved him to rant against anyone drawing a welfare check or wearing a turban.
5)   Matthew found a Litany of items to share.
4)   Jeff C. was inspired by the lofty and sublime topics of law and dumpsters.
3)   The Fire Lizard now owns the 1 o clock band.
2)   Raincheck is no longer on the missing persons list.
1)   SparggDog made us proud ( again ).

Phynerk
Manteca for President in 2009

Monday, September 25, 2006
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The horrors of basic cable...

True, I seldom have time to actually watch television anymore, but already I lament not having reason enough to spring for anything other than your three standard networks, half a dozen Christian channels, two spanish channels, and the home shopping network. Since I'm reduced to finding something to watch on either Fox, ABC, CBS, NBC, or TBS, I have realized that the age of originality is long dead. No one makes an original, interesting show anymore. Everything is the typical courtroom drama, the typical and oh-so terrible hospital drama, or some form of cutting open bodies to solve crimes, or digging up people to cut them open and solve crimes, or finding people to cut them open to solve crimes. Once they solve the crime, then they throw the suspect in the courtroom, and more courtroom drama ensues. If, for some reason, one of the victims lives, on to the hospital for more medical drama... Personally, I could care less. I miss the Hitler, err, I mean History Channel, MythBusters, and anything with Mike Rowe hosting... bring me edutainment oh cable provider, and give me a good price.

Jeff C.

Why do modern day monuments seem to always point to utter stupidity ?

Jeff C. corrected our thinking not so long ago by reminding us that blogging comes not so much from responsibility, but by inspiration. Well, I got 'inspired' a few minutes ago when I caught a snippet of Good Morning America. This group of well-meaning fools were going on an on about the game tonight in the newly renovated Stupid-Dome in New Orleans. You see, their logic goes something like this: The strong-willed people of New Orleans have resurrected this massive structure from the pits of utter ruin after the onslaught of hurricane Katrina. Now this great dome stands as a testimony of the great over coming triumph that dwells in the bosom of mankind. Ha Ha Ha…. Guys, remember, I'm from the Big-Sleazy and all my loved ones still "live" down there. Here's how the real story goes: Pat goes to his day job, works 10-12 hard hours and then goes back 'home' to his FEMA trailer where he has a quick bite to eat and then with the remaining strength and available money he has he walks the few short steps from his FEMA trailer to the remains of his house which he has been working on for over a year. He walks inside and nails up a piece of sheetrock ( which now costs 3-4 times what it did pre-Katrina). He walks back to his FEMA trailer and goes to bed. Tomorrow ( and the next day, and so on) he does it all over again. Meanwhile downtown every penny above and beyond the breaking point of the City of New Orleans' budget is being poured into the Stupid-Dome and the cesspool of the French Quarter. Now in comes Good Morning America…somehow they 'find' people to interview that clearly have not had an original thought since they first picked the plasma center that pays the highest amounts for their regular deposits. Anyway, these people go on an on about how they are looking forward to the game tonight and what it will mean to the people of New Orleans. The "people of New Orleans" I know personally won't know much about it. They will be nailing up a board or two to continue the process back towards the life they once knew.

Phynerk

Sunday, September 24, 2006
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He just doesn't lie as good as he used to

The lipsynching is off, but you get the point.



Why does he refer to historical events in the form of movie titles and book titles?

Friday, September 22, 2006
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Little eRic was a great dancer for a firetruck!




manteca

Another Garbage SNAFU

As some of you may recall, I seem to attract problems relating to the garbage disposal industry. I awoke this morning to what sounded like the entire Industrial Revolution taking place in the span of five minutes outside my window. On further inspection, it appears that a garbage truck was having trouble extricating a dumpster from its cargo hold. After much ado about something, they managed to seperate dumpster and dumptruck and placed the garbage receptacle, quite unceremoniously I might add, back in its proper location. The truck seemed fine, but the dumpster obviously lost...


Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting


Now I think I can stand on my balcony and throw garbage bags in the dumpster without descending and reclimbing the stairs... how redneck is that?

Jeff C.

Thursday, September 21, 2006
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So have you heard this anywhere in the news

This is the closing to Ahmadinejad's stand-up the other night at the United Nations. Please read carefully as it is a prayer:

I emphatically declare that today's world, more than ever before, longs for just and righteous people with love for all humanity, and above all, longs for the perfect, righteous human being and the real savior who has been promised to all peoples and who will establish justice, peace, and brotherhood on the planet. all Almighty God, all men and women are your creatures, and you have ordained their guidance and salvation. Bestow upon humanity that thirst for justice, the perfect human being promised to all by you, and make us among his followers, among those who strive for his return and his cause.

After he baiscally prayed this prayer during his act, the members of the UN errupted in applause. (?????!!!!)
In THIS article, it says this: "In a dusty brown village outside this Shiite holy city, a once-humble yellow-brick mosque is undergoing a furious expansion. Cranes hover over two soaring concrete minarets and the pointed arches of a vast new enclosure. Buses pour into a freshly asphalted parking lot to deliver waves of pilgrims. The expansion is driven by an apocalyptic vision: that Shiite Islam's long-hidden 12th Imam, or Mahdi, will soon emerge -- possibly at the mosque of Jamkaran -- to inaugurate the end of the world. The man who provided $20 million to prepare the shrine for that moment, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, has reportedly told his cabinet that he expects the Mahdi to arrive within the next two years."

We have a man who believes that the 12th Iman is coming back in his lifetime and that he will bring about the apocalypse (in his religion), and his nuclear program is for peace. Come on. This guy is a lying crazy person.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006
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It's like the blue collar comedy tour on crack!


Sorry...I couldn't find a good picture so I found a really stupid one and the one with the dog in it...

So Hugo Chavez was on the ticket today at the United Nation's "Stand-up Comedy Open Mic" showing. "Bush is the devil and the Empire of the United States will soon fall." he announced, right after a rousing Priest, Republican and Saudi used car dealer joke. Now you think a good South American Catholic boy would know that if Bush were the devil, then the end of the world was right around the corner, and most likely the United States "empire" would definitely not fall...but I digress. I noticed in the news article that:
"The imperialists see extremists everywhere. No, we aren't extremists," Chavez said in his speech. "What's happening is the world is waking up." He said many in the world now subscribe to the battle cry: "Yankee empire, go home!" *
Ha! What an idiot! And naturally birds of a feather flock together...
In the past few months, Chavez has crisscrossed the globe collecting promises of support, visiting about a dozen countries including Russia, Belarus, Iran, Vietnam, Qatar, Mali, Benin, China, Malaysia and Syria. *
Gotta love those countries...they either rely on us for money, food, protection, or in the case of China and Iran, someone to hate. I do agree with Chavez on one point, one in which his mere prescence at the united nations confirms. The un's usefullness is over. I hear Krusty the Clown from the Simpson's is speaking tomorrow for the disposed Thai Prime Minister. Which by the way, in Bangkok, is delicious with a nice warm bowl of Aus Jus and some hard French rolls.

So, not that you need to know, but this world is full of idiotic madmen...oh yeah, and muslims. The later is definitely the worst, they can't even create decent effigys for burning. I also understand they want to kill me because I eat the little cracker and drink the grape juice. I just want them to go home and shut the Hello Dolly up. Oh yeah, and write me a freakin' check for all the aid you and your "allies" have wasted my tax money on. By the way, if you are reading this (oh how I wish you were) and are planning on killing me, etc., etc., ... pray, either to allah, mohammud, buddah, rocky, bullwinkle or whoever, that you really don't anger us. Because when you do, you will regret it all the way to the real hell!


manteca

Tuesday, September 19, 2006
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Where's a bunker and a cyanide capsule when you need 'em?


Give an idiot the opportunity to speak, and you get what you get...Stupid united nations!

The blame game works for the crazy people! It always has and it always will. Yeah, the US is the bad entity here. We are constantly telling the little countries what to do...oh yeah, after we feed them, clothe them, medicate them and support their economy. Ahmadinejad, the short idiot that runs Iran, was in the news today:
Ahmadinejad reiterated that Tehrans uranium enrichment was intended to support a peaceful nuclear power program. We are against the atomic bomb, he said. We believe bombs are used only to kill people. And we are against killing people.
That's really funny because not long ago he called for Israel to be "Wiped off the map." Hmmm...I chose that quote to show the diabolical nature of these nut jobs. He will claim that he never said anything about killing anyone. Just like the peaceful nuclear power that they are seeking in Iran. Hitler did the same thing with the peaceful flying clubs that were used to train the pilots that would later bomb London. Hitler felt the only way to fix Germanys problems was to completely Annihilate the Jewish people...and for that matter everyone else.
The President of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, called for the annihilation of the State of Israel. Speaking on Wednesday, Oct. 26, 2005 to a "World without Zionism" conference attended by some 3,000 students who chanted "Death to Israel" and "Death to America," Ahmadinejad conjured up his vision of a world at war.
Sound familiar. I think the Muslim religion is probably right up there with anything Charles Manson believes, the Transformers and the stuff in my toilet after chili and on occasion Taco Bell.

manteca

Working at Home


I got to get one of these when I start doing video conferencing at home. Priced at around $135 to $150, this can really add to comfort level of your late mornings.

Monday, September 18, 2006
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Litany of Ludicrousness

Just a bit of Ludicrousness about the 'prisoners' at Guantanamo Bay (Club Gitmo)

  • Detainees are entitled to a full eight hours sleep and can't be woken up for interrogations.

  • They enjoy three meals and five prayers per day, without interruption.

  • They are entitled to a minimum of two hours of outdoor recreation per day.

  • Interrogations are limited to four hours, usually running two - and (of course) are interrupted for prayers.

  • One interrogator actually bakes cookies for detainees, while another serves them Subway or McDonald's sandwiches. Both are available on base. (Filet o' Fish is an al Qaeda favorite.)

  • Military intelligence can't yet identify their leaders, but notes that they have cells for monitoring the movements and identities of guards and doctors.

  • Cells dedicated to training.

  • Cells for making weapons and so on.

  • Some 1,000 lawyers represent 440 prisoners, all on a pro bono basis.

  • More than 18,500 letters in and out of Gitmo in the past year.

  • Military recorded 3,232 incidents of detainee misconduct from July 2005 to August 2006 - an average of more than eight incidents per day.

  • Coordinated attacks involving everything from throwing bodily fluids on guards (432 times) to 90 stabbings with homemade knives.

  • Some 5,000 dental operations (including teeth cleanings)

  • 5,000 vaccinations on a total of 550 detainees have been performed since 2002 - all at taxpayer expense.

  • 174 eyeglasses pairs handed out.

  • Twenty two detainees have taxpayer-paid prosthetic limbs.

  • Food is strictly halal and averages 4,200 calories per day.Most prisoners have gained weight.

  • Some 20 current detainees have direct personal knowledge of the 9/11.

  • Nearly everyone of the current 440 say they would honored to attack America again.

Link

I am just about tired of useful idiots. These monsters are not protected by the Geneva Convention. They shouldn't receive any benefits of the convention or especially our rights. We should be afriad that some Americans care more about these criminals then the safety of Americans. When did terrorist fall under the premise of the Geneva Convention?

I wana say something...

but the radical jihadists will come to Hope and kill me. Isn't it interesting that the religion of peace and love seethes with hate and anger? Ahh...well, they should come to Hempstead county and say some of that stuff to either my homies over on North Side or my redneck friends from Spring Hill. I think they might find a whole world of hurt. Then again, the ACLU would probably get them free money and so on...

I love the Drudge Headline "The Pope Must Die, Say Muslim."

Oh yeah, and if you want to be taken a little more seriously in your "Effigy Burnin'," you should really try harder at makig the effigy a little more lifelike.

I mean come on...the sign says "The Pope" on it. Geez, why not just burn a log with a sign on it...

manteca

Friday, September 15, 2006
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Contemplating Retirement

It's never too early to consider your financial security after retirement. Just this morning I was evaluating my long term goals, and believe that the time to start planning is nigh. An IRA would probably be the best place to start, but with so many options, what's a lay-person to do? I believe the answer is now obvious:

Wutang Financial


Finally, investment strategies for generation X.

Jeff C.

Why Do Liberals Hate Wal-Mart, Coca-Cola, and other Evil Corporations

I found some information about Wal-Mart that I think is pretty intriguing. I just copy and paste becuase I cannot say it any better.

  • The median household income of Wal-Mart shoppers is under $40,000.

  • Wal-Mart, the most prodigious job-creator in the history of the private sector in this galaxy, has almost as many employees (1.3 million) as the U.S. military has uniformed personnel.

  • A McKinsey company study concluded that Wal-Mart accounted for 13 percent of the nation's productivity gains in the second half of the 1990s, which probably made Wal-Mart about as important as the Federal Reserve in holding down inflation.

  • By lowering consumer prices, Wal-Mart costs about 50 retail jobs among competitors for every 100 jobs Wal-Mart creates.

  • Wal-Mart and its effects save shoppers more than $200 billion a year, dwarfing such government programs as food stamps ($28.6 billion) and the earned-income tax credit ($34.6 billion).

People who buy their groceries from Wal-Mart - it has one-fifth of the nation's grocery business - save at least 17 percent. But because unions are strong in many grocery stores trying to compete with Wal-Mart, unions are yanking on the Democrats' leash, demanding laws to force Wal-Mart to pay wages and benefits higher than those that already are high enough to attract 77 times more applicants than there were jobs at this store.

Before they went on their bender of indignation about Wal-Mart (customers per week: 127 million), liberals had drummed McDonald's (customers per week: 175 million) out of civilized society because it is making us fat, or something. So, what next? Which preferences of ordinary Americans will liberals, in their role as national scolds, next disapprove? Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet?

The current issue of The American Prospect, an impeccably progressive magazine, carries a full-page advertisement denouncing something responsible for "lies, deception, immorality, corruption, and widespread labor, human rights and environmental abuses" and of bringing "great hardship and despair to people and communities throughout the world."

What is this focus of evil in the modern world? North Korea? The Bush administration? Fox News Channel? No, it is Coca-Cola (number of servings to Americans of the company's products each week: 2.5 billion).
When liberals' presidential nominees consistently fail to carry Kansas, liberals do not rush to read a book titled "What's the Matter With Liberals' Nominees?" No, the book they turned into a best-seller is titled "What's the Matter With Kansas?" Notice a pattern?


Behind Liberal's Wal-Mart War

Don't kid yourselves. Far-right liberals are socialists. They want nothing more then to have a socialist utopia in America. Companies like Wal-Mart, Coca-Cola, and GMC are in the way. I don't know about you, but I am not worried about Wal-Mart, Coca-Cola, or Microsoft coming into my house telling me what to do; I am worried about the Government coming into my house.

Thursday, September 14, 2006
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techs with more time than us...?

Recall for a moment, the architectural wonders HPS Tech have erected in the YMS Library and other prominent district locations. The Corrugated Taj Mahal... The Leaning Tower of Piece'a Cardboard... The wall the Kool-Aid pitcher runs through.... We may have erred in our use of materials. Why go for the scraps of our daily labor and toil in monitor installation by going with the packaging, when... well, just look at this.

techs with more time than us...?

Recall for a moment, the architectural wonders HPS Tech have erected in the YMS Library and other prominent district locations. The Corrugated Taj Mahal... The Leaning Tower of Piece'a Cardboard... The wall the Kool-Aid pitcher runs through.... We may have erred in our use of materials. Why go for the scraps of our daily labor and toil in monitor installation by going with the packaging, when... well, just look at this.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006
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And another one bites the dust...

Astronauts have lost yet another $20,000+ bolt to the void of space. It begs the question just exactly how many extra do they have up there? If they run out, will they start removing bolts from other areas of the station to "fill in the gaps." For example, this attachment has four bolts, don't you think this one could do with only three, and that one over there has six bolts, surely four is enough...

I just hope that they haven't engineered these bolts to withstand the heat of reentry. I would hate to have my car dinged.

Full story here

Jeff C.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006
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The Truth IS out there.

It seems NASA did not use proper protocol during the latest International Space Station retrofit mission. The Craftsman Bob Villa signature edition Hold-A-Bolt was not used which resulted in a bolt and washer being "dropped" in space. According to Houston control, "Astronaut Joe Tanner was working with the bolt when it sprang loose, floated over the head of Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper and skittered across the 17 1/2-ton box-like truss that they were hooking up."
Later that day a strange phenomenon was seen over Seattle. Phones started to ring as terrified citizens reported seeing a ball of flames shooting across the skies of Western Washington. As expected Federal Aviation Administration officials in Western Washington quickly responded to quell any fears by saying, "..the light was a high-altitude jet that was leaving a contrail behind it. FAA officials say the sun was at just the right angle before sunset to reflect off the jet and create the illusion of smoke and fire." Clearly this is just a mammoth cover up to conceal the fact that the lost $18,337 bolt had re-entered our atmosphere.

Honest journalism.



Ph ynerk

Spooky!

Real Tree...with a face!




manteca

Saturday, September 09, 2006
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If Censoship is wrong then Censorship is wrong

You can't have it both ways, Dems and liberals.

American Thinker

Sens. Reid, Durbin, Stabenow, Schumer, and Dorgan sent a letter to Disney today containing the following passages:

We write with serious concerns about the planned upcoming broadcast of The Path to 9/11 mini-series on September 10 and 11. Countless reports from experts on 9/11 who have viewed the program indicate numerous and serious inaccuracies that will undoubtedly serve to misinform the American people about the tragic events surrounding the terrible attacks of that day. Furthermore, the manner in which this program has been developed, funded, and advertised suggests a partisan bent unbecoming of a major company like Disney and a major and well respected news organization like ABC. We therefore urge you to cancel this broadcast to cease Disneys plans to use it as a teaching tool in schools across America through Scholastic. Presenting such deeply flawed and factually inaccurate misinformation to the American public and to children would be a gross miscarriage of your corporate and civic responsibility to the law, to your shareholders, and to the nation.
The Communications Act of 1934 provides your network with a free broadcast license predicated on the fundamental understanding of your principle obligation to act as a trustee of the public airwaves in serving the public interest.


Greg Richards adds:
Nixon was a piker. This is a threat far more direct than ever made by the Nixon Administration on the TV licenses of the Washignton Post about which so much was made in the Watergate affair. But it is just business as usual for the party that thinks they can do what they want without consequence. If this had been issued by the Nixon Administration, we would still be reading about in it the history books as the next-to-last step to a fascist takeover of the Republic.
Update: Dinocrat and some literate readers have pointed out that the Democrat Senate leadership does not know the difference between the adjective principal and the noun principle. (see boldface portions type above.) I realize it is confusing when you have the teacher unions as big financial supporters, because many principals (noun, pl.) work in schools.

Talk about the government getting involved with what is put on TV. Talk about socialism and communism hand-in-hand.

The Dems are worried that the truth will come out? That they did nothing about terroroism in the 90's? That they were more worried about scandals that the Cllinton's were involved in then doing the due diligence.
Powerline Blog Documents this:

  • January 25, 1993: Mir Aimal Kansi, a Pakistani, fired an AK-47 into cars waiting at a stoplight in front of the Central Intelligence Agency headquarters in Virginia, killing two CIA employees.

  • February 26, 1993: Islamic terrorists try to bring down the World Trade Center with car bombs. They failed to destroy the buildings, but killed 6 and injured over 1000 people.

  • March 12, 1993: Car bombings in Mumbai, India leave 257 dead and 1,400 others injured.

  • July 18, 1994: Bombing of Jewish Center in Buenos Aires, Argentina, kills 86 and wounds 300. The bombing is generally attributed to Hezbollah acting on behalf of Iran.

  • July 19, 1994: Alas Chiricanas Flight 00901 is bombed, killing 21. Generally attributed to Hezbollah.

  • July 26, 1994: The Israeli Embassy is attacked in London, and a Jewish charity is also car-bombed, wounding 20. The attacks are attributed to Hezbollah.

  • December 11, 1994: A bomb explodes on board Philippine Airlines Flight 434, killing a Japanese businessman. It develops that Ramzi Yousef planted the bomb to test it for the larger terrorist attack he is planning.

  • December 24, 1994: In a preview of September 11, Air France Flight 8969 is hijacked by Islamic terrorists who planned to crash the plane in Paris.

  • January 6, 1995: Operation Bojinka, an Islamist plot to bomb 11 U.S. airliners over the Pacific Ocean, is discovered on a laptop computer in a Manila, Philippines apartment by authorities after a fire occurred in the apartment. Noted terrorists including Ramzi Yousef and Khalid Shaikh Mohammed are involved in the plot.

  • June 14June 19, 1995: The Budyonnovsk hospital hostage crisis, in which 105 civilians and 25 Russian troops were killed following an attack by Chechan Islamists.

  • JulyOctober, 1995: Bombings in France by Islamic terrorists led by Khaled Kelkal kill eight and injure more than 100.

  • November 13, 1995: Bombing of OPM-SANG building in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia kills 7

  • November 19, 1995: Bombing of Egyptian Embassy in Islamabad, Pakistan kills 19.

  • January 1996: In Kizlyar, 350 Chechen Islamists took 3,000 hostages in a hospital. The attempt to free them killed 65 civilians and soldiers.

  • February 25 - March 4, 1996: A series of four suicide bombings in Israel leave 60 dead and 284 wounded within 10 days.

  • June 11, 1996: A bomb explodes on a train traveling on the Serpukhovsko-Timiryazevskaya Line of the Moscow Metro, killing four and unjuring at least 12.

  • June 25, 1996: The Khobar Towers bombing, carried out by Hezbollah with Iranian support. Nineteen U.S. servicemen were killed and 372 wounded.

  • February 24, 1997: An armed man opens fire on tourists at an observation deck atop the Empire State Building in New York City, United States, killing a Danish national and wounding visitors from several countries. A handwritten note carried by the gunman claims this was a punishment attack against the "enemies of Palestine".

  • November 17, 1997: Massacre in Luxor, Egypt, in which Islamist gunmen attack tourists, killing 62 people.

  • January 1998: Wandhama Massacre - 24 Kashmiri Pandits are massacred by Pakistan-backed Islamists in the city of Wandhama in Indian-controlled Kashmir.

  • February 14, 1998: Bombings by Islamic Jihadi groups at an election rally in the Indian city of Coimbatore kill about 60 people.

  • August 7, 1998: Al Qaeda bombs U.S. embassies in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania and Nairobi, Kenya, killing 225 people and injuring more than 4,000.

  • August 31 September 22, 1998: Russian apartment bombings kill about 300 people, leading Russia into Second Chechen War.

  • December 1998: Jordanian authorities foil a plot to bomb American and Israeli tourists in Jordan, and arrest 28 suspects as part of the 2000 millennium attack plots.

  • December 14, 1998: Ahmed Ressam is arrested on the United StatesCanada border in Port Angeles, Washington; he confessed to planning to bomb the Los Angeles International Airport as part of the 2000 millennium attack plots.

  • December 24, 1998: Indian Airlines Flight 814 from Kathmandu, Nepal to Delhi, India is hijacked by Islamic terrorists. One passenger is killed and some hostages are released. After negotiations between the Taliban and the Indian government, the last of the remaining hostages on board Flight 814 are released in exchange for release of 4 terrorists.

  • January 2000: The last of the 2000 millennium attack plots fails, as the boat meant to bomb USS The Sullivans sinks.

  • August 8, 2000: A bomb exploded at an underpass in Pushkin Square in Moscow, killing 11 people and wounding more than 90.

  • August 17, 2000: Two bombs exploded in a shopping center in Riga, Latvia, injuring 35 people.

  • October 12, 2000: AL Qaeda bombs USS Cole with explosive-laden speedboat, killing 17 US sailors and wounding 40, off the port coast of Aden, Yemen.

Please wake up liberals! Your precious Clintons did nothing to conteract terrorism which led to the horrible attrocity on 9-11.

Update by ME: (I am a little pissed)
I remember when Farenheit 911 came out and all the dems and liberals stood up and applauded efforts of Micheal Moore and vilified any disenters, and this movie is documented to be false and full of lies I don't remember the Bush's saying much or anything about the movie. And they surely didn't suggest the movie not to be shown. I am so sick of these pompous stalinists. Even if the ABC mini-series is full of lies. It is called freedom of speech. What we have here is the Democratic Senators threatening ABC with The Communications Act of 1934. That is called Stalinism. How do you think that the libs would act if Bush tried to do the same thing to Micheal Moore. This is so freaking ridiculous.

Saturday, September 02, 2006
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Thanks Rummy!

I love to read truth.
In an effort to avoid repeating the carnage of World War I, much of the Western world tried to appease the growing threats in Europe and Asia in the years before World War II. Those who warned against the rise of Nazism, fascism and communism were often ridiculed and ignored.

Questions Raised:
  • With the growing lethality and availability of weapons, can we truly afford to believe that vicious extremists can somehow be appeased?

  • Can we really continue to think that free countries can negotiate a separate peace with terrorists?

  • Can we truly afford to pretend that the threats today are simply "law enforcement" problems rather than fundamentally different threats requiring fundamentally different approaches?

  • Can we truly afford to return to the destructive view that America -- not the enemy -- is the real source of the world's troubles?

More Truth
Consider that a database search of the nation's leading newspapers turns up 10 times as many mentions of one of the soldiers punished for misconduct at Abu Ghraib than of Sgt. 1st Class Paul Ray Smith, the first recipient of the Medal of Honor in the global war on terror.

Then there is the case of Amnesty International, a long-respected human-rights organization, which called the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay the "gulag of our times" a reference to the vast system of Soviet prisons and labor camps where innocent citizens were starved, tortured and murdered. The facility at Guantanamo Bay, by contrast, includes a volleyball court, basketball court, soccer field and library (the book most requested is "Harry Potter"). The food, served in accordance with Islamic diets, costs more per detainee than the average U.S. military ration.

I love it how the left will complain about how bad things are in Afganistan or Iraq, but they suggest no plan but to turn and run. America has been doing that since Carter. Not anymore.

New Enemies Demand New Thinking - Opinion of Donald Rumsfeld


 
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