Sorry...I couldn't find a good picture so I found a really stupid one and the one with the dog in it...So Hugo Chavez was on the ticket today at the United Nation's "Stand-up Comedy Open Mic"
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"Bush is the devil and the Empire of the United States will soon fall." he announced, right after a rousing Priest, Republican and Saudi used car dealer joke. Now you think a good South American Catholic boy would know that if Bush were the devil, then the end of the world was right around the corner, and most likely the United States "empire" would definitely not fall...but I digress. I noticed in the news article that:
"The imperialists see extremists everywhere. No, we aren't extremists," Chavez said in his speech. "What's happening is the world is waking up." He said many in the world now subscribe to the battle cry: "Yankee empire, go home!" *
Ha! What an idiot! And naturally birds of a feather flock together...
In the past few months, Chavez has crisscrossed the globe collecting promises of support, visiting about a dozen countries including Russia, Belarus, Iran, Vietnam, Qatar, Mali, Benin, China, Malaysia and Syria. *
Gotta love those countries...they either rely on us for money, food, protection, or in the case of China and Iran, someone to hate. I do agree with Chavez on one point, one in which his mere prescence at the united nations confirms. The un's usefullness is over. I hear Krusty the Clown from the Simpson's is speaking tomorrow for the disposed Thai Prime Minister. Which by the way, in Bangkok, is delicious with a nice warm bowl of Aus Jus and some hard French rolls.
So, not that you need to know, but this world is full of idiotic madmen...oh yeah, and muslims. The later is definitely the worst, they can't even create decent effigys for burning. I also understand they want to kill me because I eat the little cracker and drink the grape juice. I just want them to go home and shut the Hello Dolly up. Oh yeah, and write me a freakin' check for all the aid you and your "allies" have wasted my tax money on. By the way, if you are reading this (oh how I wish you were) and are planning on killing me, etc., etc., ... pray, either to allah, moham
mud, buddah, rocky, bullwinkle or whoever, that you really don't anger us. Because when you do, you will regret it all the way to the real hell!
manteca
