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Monday, September 18, 2006
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Litany of Ludicrousness

Just a bit of Ludicrousness about the 'prisoners' at Guantanamo Bay (Club Gitmo)

  • Detainees are entitled to a full eight hours sleep and can't be woken up for interrogations.

  • They enjoy three meals and five prayers per day, without interruption.

  • They are entitled to a minimum of two hours of outdoor recreation per day.

  • Interrogations are limited to four hours, usually running two - and (of course) are interrupted for prayers.

  • One interrogator actually bakes cookies for detainees, while another serves them Subway or McDonald's sandwiches. Both are available on base. (Filet o' Fish is an al Qaeda favorite.)

  • Military intelligence can't yet identify their leaders, but notes that they have cells for monitoring the movements and identities of guards and doctors.

  • Cells dedicated to training.

  • Cells for making weapons and so on.

  • Some 1,000 lawyers represent 440 prisoners, all on a pro bono basis.

  • More than 18,500 letters in and out of Gitmo in the past year.

  • Military recorded 3,232 incidents of detainee misconduct from July 2005 to August 2006 - an average of more than eight incidents per day.

  • Coordinated attacks involving everything from throwing bodily fluids on guards (432 times) to 90 stabbings with homemade knives.

  • Some 5,000 dental operations (including teeth cleanings)

  • 5,000 vaccinations on a total of 550 detainees have been performed since 2002 - all at taxpayer expense.

  • 174 eyeglasses pairs handed out.

  • Twenty two detainees have taxpayer-paid prosthetic limbs.

  • Food is strictly halal and averages 4,200 calories per day.Most prisoners have gained weight.

  • Some 20 current detainees have direct personal knowledge of the 9/11.

  • Nearly everyone of the current 440 say they would honored to attack America again.

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I am just about tired of useful idiots. These monsters are not protected by the Geneva Convention. They shouldn't receive any benefits of the convention or especially our rights. We should be afriad that some Americans care more about these criminals then the safety of Americans. When did terrorist fall under the premise of the Geneva Convention?


 
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