Dear Congress,
Please stop wasting my money on frivolous crap. My friend Matthew warned you years ago that global warming was poo and Al Gore was the poster child, but you didn't listen. Thanks for wasting all that perfectly good tax money. Also, who gives a crap about White House party crashers? Not I, and not the American taxpayers. When you find yourself voted out of office, please remember that these people:
mean nothing to the average American, and what they did at the White House, even less.
Please do the job we hired you for and stop wasting time, lives and money.
Thanks,
Manteca
