As long as we're rehashing old gems (and a hat tip to Phynerk for suggesting it), I thought I'd air out this gem courtesy of the hottest Convoginator:
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Seashell 1/12/2005
This is not a sales pitch...
Well, I thought I'd post just for the sake of posting, cuz let's face it folks, it's been a while for this ol' seashell. I'm now in the land of bad food, no sleep, and excessive amounts of stress, after an arduous drive and tons of packing and unpacking, but who's complaining? Well, not me. Nope. (However, I would like to complain about my grammar as of late.) I have better things to do than sit around and comment on the way of things. I'd much rather discuss the Send Seashell to Ireland Fund and its progress to date. As far as I can tell, we're still lacking just a bit, especially if anyone else wants to come along or if anyone wants a Blarney Stone or a dead Leprechaun, or some other such souvenir. I suggest that people buy more from our wonderful store. Is that too much to ask? I'd do it myself if there were available funds. I know everyone is simply dying to own a man thong. Don't be shy. We'll never know. I promise. We only know about that fifty cents sitting there waiting to be used. The stein is also an excellent choice. Might I suggest a little Guinness to fill it...
That's it,
seashell
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I LOL'd.
Jeff
