Two words: do want.
It's like hitting things and hammering things all wrapped up in a primal, manly, uni brow sprouting, forehead thickening, wrought iron and lacewood package! This is not a mere pair of hands. This is not a simple hammer. This is a Manhammer. What problem could you not solve with this? Nail needs pounding? MANHAMMER! Walls require an abrupt and violent scattering? MANHAMMER! Pizza delivery boy thee minutes late? MANHAMMER! Secret handshake need a little pizazz? MANHAMMER! Climate change? MANHAMMER! World peace? MANHAMMER!
Sadly only one of these has ever been forged. When asked as to why just one, Martus & Silvio simply stated "Because the world is not big enough for two". Chuck Norris, the only man manly enough to wield the Manhammer, is scheduled to give his impressions at a press conference later this week.
