'Cloud ship' scheme to deflect the sun's rays is favourite to cut global warming
Ships with giant funnels which travel the world's seas creating more clouds to deflect the sun's rays could help cut global warming, say scientists. After the world council of scientists conveaned, Dr. Albert Schmidlap was asked if there were any potential downsides to this technolgy. The following is a short list of the "small" problems that could arise:
- The added clouds would possibly spawn category 7 hurricanes.
- The number of 'Cloud ships' required to attenuate the sun's heat on the earth would require new oceans to be dug.
- The incresed clouds would cause even the most cheerful person to become a gloomy gus.
- It would then cause Al Gore to begin an even bigger campain against Global Cooling.
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