Sunday, August 23, 2009
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By way of introduction...
Greetings Convoginites!
Well, here I am, ushered into the inner sanctum. Our very own Manteca graciously extended to me the invitation to join this most noble band of sacrosanct milk-monks, and I have been deeply pondering the existential question of what to make my first post about ever since. Should I explore the nature of man? Should I plum the depths of the purpose for our existence? Should I decry the lunacy of our duly elected officials (and by extension the electors there of)?
By the count of many moons I sought the answer to my puzzle; the end to the labyrinthine questions what?why? and when?
Then, as if by some ethereal hand of fate, the goal of my quest was laid before me. At that very moment I knew what I must do. And so, dear brothers, I set before you something so perfect, so outlook-altering, so inherently awesome that it could only be composed of the purest elements of good known to all mankind... Seven words are all that is needed to elucidate the nature of this delirium, seven words I now speak with the utmost reverence...
