I watch the news to see what's true,
could this be the end this so called Swine Flu?
The President's concern seems to me a tad sober.
Let's just have my jet make a photo op flyover.
The stocks are still bouncing all willy nilly,
While Bandit's Pontiac gets the axe, so silly.
Spring is here all full of flowering plants.
Who cares, I got a 2% refinance!
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