I must tell you that when Obama was elected. the old car under the tree started and the air worked. My dog had puppies and subsequently had all adopted within 2 weeks. My tap water tasted better, my hair was shinier, the air was cleaner. I no longer had a dust bunny problem in the living room. I grew an extra toe on each foot and gills behind my ears. My appendix began producing gold which leaked from my nose on Thursdays. My laptop in the office became self aware and began prescribing antibiotics to the needy. My lawn only grows to a certain height. I am able to count pets as dependents on my taxes. My pets are allowed to file for food stamps. Many people in the federal housing behind Neighbors began working.for free. Water now boils instantaneously. Three minute eggs are laid that way. Cows milk themselves, then butcher each other. Carbohydrates disappeared! Water is now a protein. My Favorite. No More Obesity!!!
