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Wednesday, December 31, 2008
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Happy New Year, Convoginators !!
Phynerk
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
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What are they thinking ?????
We just got beyond the agony of $4 per gallon gas. It's clear to all just how easy and fast it could happen again....so what technology do you think the auto makers would be busy about? Well, you'd think at the very least it would be a car that could get 60 or so mpg. But, no, the brains at Ford have announced this "breakthrough" recently:
"APFord announces new self-parking technologyTuesday December 30, 5:37 am ET By Erin Conroy, AP Business Writer
Ford to debut vehicles that parallel park with the push of a button at Detroit auto show
NEW YORK (AP) -- Sit back, relax and let your car parallel park itself -- without a single scratch or ding to your bumper."
Just what we needed...thanks, Ford.
Phynerk
Sunday, December 28, 2008
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We did Christmas right !
Phynerk
I think we're ready for Branson !!
 
Atlanta sessions from the Family Phy upcoming "We got the Heat" tour.
Phynerk
Thursday, December 18, 2008
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True Christmas spirit
 Merry Christmas, all you Convoginators !!
Phynerk
Friday, December 12, 2008
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Sarcasim raised to an art form.
I was directed to this email today that showed me how sarcasim could become art. I hope you will agree:
Many of you have received an email claiming that Ericsson is distributing FREE laptops! Yes, it is TRUE, PLEASE send that email to at least 8 people you know. One small hook, you need to place $1500 cash in a small brown paper bag and place it under the office door of Manteca at the HPS Admin building. 'M' will make sure that Ericsson gets your request and ships that laptop directly to you. As a free bonus you will also receive a Unicorn, that talks, and does your taxes. If you act right now, Ericsson will double your offer! The first 15,000,000 email respondents will also receive the Ronco easy Pasta maker with Unicorn attachment. I only sent it to 6 people so I received a 1984 Beta Max and a box full of kittens… and a pony.
NOW SEE ISN’T THAT SILLY! That’s exactly what this email scam is… SILLY!
Follow this link to see the truth. WHERE’S MY FREE LAPTOP!
I will be in a non-extradition country for the next 6 months spending my cash!
Have a Holly Jolly Friday!
Phynerk
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
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Hail, hail, the wicked devil is dead !!
 MENA, Saudi Arabia, Dec 10 - More than two million Muslims performing the haj pilgrimage entered the final stage of the rituals on Wednesday, visiting the Grand Mosque in Mecca and stoning walls representing the devil one more time.
For a third day pilgrims threw stones at the Jamarat Bridge in the valley of Mena outside the Islamic holy city of Mecca. Don't you know satan, the very father of lies, the one Jesus said had "no truth in him" is trembling in his boots over the "stoning" he is getting. You'd think if you were stoning the enemy of mankind you would at least use some big honkin' rocks and not these gay pebbles. The only thing I'd be afraid of would be being beat by the same ugly stick this lady was beat with! Phynerk
Friday, December 05, 2008
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Here is our Future President
Thursday, December 04, 2008
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Nice History on Government Internvention
Article In fact, the U.S. has made vast investments in its public schools. According to a study by Manhattan Institute scholar Jay Greene, per-student spending on K-12 public education in the U.S. rocketed from $2,345 in the mid-1950s to $8,745 in 2002 (both figures in 2002 dollars). Per-pupil spending in many cities is lavish. In New York, huge funding increases dating to the late 1990s have pushed per-pupil spending to $19,000; across the river in Newark, state and federal aid has boosted per-pupil expenditures to above $20,000; and Washington, D.C., now spends more than $22,000 a year per student. Yet these urban school systems have shown little or no improvement. "Schools are not inadequately funded-they would not perform substantially better if they had more money," Greene observes. Despite years of effort and gargantuan transfusions of money, the federal government lost its War on Poverty. "In 1968 . . . 13 percent of Americans were poor," wrote Charles Murray in his unstinting examination of antipoverty programs, Losing Ground. "Over the next 12 years, our expenditures on social welfare quadrupled. And in 1980, the percentage of poor Americans was-13 percent."
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
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That is partially true, there are no gods. Just one true God.
This is in the Washington state capital, right next to the Nativity scene and the Christmas tree. They had to use a large poster board because the plaque didn't make it in yet. Atheist, whatcha gonna do, if you feed after midnight they multiply. 
Doogie Howser and the Fruit Brigade in California are still having a hissy over the passage of Prop 8. They all got together to help out their hairdressers, pool boys and lesbians (I couldn't think of that job. . . maybe prop masters?). Check it out here. Jack Black as Jesus? Anyone else feel a sickening chill?
We gotta' keep the church and state separate !!!
We have war in at least two continents, terrorists are working 24 hours a day to find ways to destroy all Americans, our life savings are being steadily depleted, then there are those pesky earthquakes, hurricanes, tornadoes, fires and such going on all over our planet. Now with that as a backdrop, look at what the atheists of our world deem important:
A plaque, posted at the Kentucky Emergency Operations Center in Frankfort, includes the Bible verse: "Except the Lord keep the city, the watchman waketh but in vain."
So here’s the atheist’s responce:
"It is one of the most egregiously and breathtakingly unconstitutional actions by a state legislature that I've ever seen," said Edwin F. Kagin, national legal director of Parsippany, N.J.-based American Atheists Inc. The group claims the law violates both the state and U.S. constitutions.
HaHaHa……..
Phynerk
A guest post from "Boots"
I got an email today from Boots. I think it expresses the heart of a Convoginator:
I don’t think Barry will be able to influence the tail spin or the money mongers.
Reality has been stolen from our society by Wall Street.
Zero’s no longer have meaning on a balance sheet.
Negative numbers have been eliminated.
I shudder to think how this newest new math will affect us in ten years.
They have rationalized “their” solution.
Next time they will rationalize their rationalization, and we will have a full blown fairy tale.
And now they are talking about taking our 401K’s and investing our money for us?
Oh yeah, and they will have to take away the tax advantages also.
Dan Quayle couldn’t have done a better job.
Next they will be taking “convogination” out of all the dictionaries and publications! Beware.
Life is good but times will get tuff. Phynerk
Monday, December 01, 2008
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Obama the messiah.
I must tell you that when Obama was elected. the old car under the tree started and the air worked. My dog had puppies and subsequently had all adopted within 2 weeks. My tap water tasted better, my hair was shinier, the air was cleaner. I no longer had a dust bunny problem in the living room. I grew an extra toe on each foot and gills behind my ears. My appendix began producing gold which leaked from my nose on Thursdays. My laptop in the office became self aware and began prescribing antibiotics to the needy. My lawn only grows to a certain height. I am able to count pets as dependents on my taxes. My pets are allowed to file for food stamps. Many people in the federal housing behind Neighbors began working.for free. Water now boils instantaneously. Three minute eggs are laid that way. Cows milk themselves, then butcher each other. Carbohydrates disappeared! Water is now a protein. My Favorite. No More Obesity!!!
Just Plain Ridiculous
This blog has 'chronicled' the rise of the Messiah http://obamamessiah.blogspot.com/ It is funny that a man that hasn't really done anything (except now for getting elected) or really said anything has these things to say about him. WE'RE GONNA CHANGE THE WORLD We're gonna spread happiness
We're gonna spread freedom
Obama's gonna change it
Obama's gonna lead 'em We're gonna change it
And rearrange it
We're gonna change the world. - Song sung by some children When that happens, it will change everything. ... You'll have to measure time by `'Before Obama' and After Obama,' Everything's going to be affected by this seismic change in the universe - Spike Lee I wonder where they get this from? I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal; this was the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on Earth. - Obama himself This is just so silly. Read some of the other idiots on this blog.
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