Manteca: Edutechguys computer store. Can I help you?
Customer: Hello, I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
Manteca: Mac?
Customer: No, the name’s Phy.
Manteca: Your computer?
Customer: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.
Manteca: Mac?
Customer: I told you my name’s Phy.
Manteca: What about Windows?
Customer: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
Manteca: Do you want a computer with Windows?
Customer: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
Manteca: Wallpaper.
Customer: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
Manteca: Software for Windows?
Customer: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposal, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
Manteca: Office
Customer: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
Manteca: I just did.
Customer: You just did what?
Manteca: Recommend something.
Customer: You recommended something?
Manteca: Yes
Customer: For my office.
Manteca: Yes
Customer: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
Manteca: Office
Customer: Yes, for my office.
Manteca: I recommend Office with Windows
Customer: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
Manteca: Word
Customer: What word?
Manteca: Word in Office
Customer: The only word on office is office
Manteca: The Word in Office for Windows
Customer: Which word in office for windows?
Manteca: The Word you get when you click the blue ‘W’
Customer: I’m going to click your blue ‘w’ if you don’t start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
Manteca: Money
Customer: That’s right. What do you have?
Manteca: Money
Customer: I need money to track my money?
Manteca: It comes bundled with your computer.
Customer: What’s bundled with my computer?
Manteca: Money
Customer: Money comes with my computer?
Manteca: Yes, No extra charge.
Customer: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
Manteca: One copy
Customer: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?
Manteca: Microsoft gives us a license to copy Money
Customer: They can give a license to copy money?
Manteca: Why not…they own it!
( a few days later …)
Manteca: Edutechguys computer store. Can I help you?
Customer: This is Phy, how do I turn my computer off?
Manteca: Click on ‘START’
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