South Carolina Democratic chairwoman Carol Fowler sharply attacked Sarah Palin today, saying John McCain had chosen a running mate "whose primary qualification seems to be that she hasn’t had an abortion.” Wow, I thought, that had to be the stupidest and rude thing anyone could have possibly said. I guess I thought about what I had said and wondered if there actually could be something worse that Ms Fowler could have said. With that I pondered, “I’ve got a computer and I’m a bit of a programmer…” So I set out to write a program to answer that very question. It really was fairly simple actually. I merely imported the entire Webster’s unabridged dictionary into the computer then with an algorithm using (ILIC) interlinear linguistic interpretive construct I allowed the program to run until it used every possible word and phrase combination in our language to determine the stupidest and rude thing anyone could possibly say. As you might guess, with so many possible choices, the program ran for over 27 hours before giving the answers. I was surprised that there were only three possible phrases that were on an equal par of stupidity to what Ms Fowler had said and I share them with you in the order they came out of my printer:
Stupidest and /or rude thing anyone could possibly say #1:
You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.
Stupidest and /or rude thing anyone could possibly say #2:
Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Let’s get that straight. She’s a truly close personal friend, she is qualified to be president of the United States of America, she’s easily qualified to be vice president of the United States of America, and quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me.
Stupidest and /or rude thing anyone could possibly say #3:
Poop
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