Here’s a novel, and original plan to remedy the airline crisis that Manteca eluded to.
These steps have been crafted to help everyone possible out of this most unfortunate situation:
Step #1: Round up some illegal aliens.
Step #2: Move as many FEMA trailers necessary to accommodate 700 of the collected illegal aliens to a pristine location along the Florida coastline( their families and immediate friends may take an additional 3000 trailers ).
Step #3: Train these people to run the printing presses that make our country’s currency.
Step #4: Purchase new or move the necessary printing equipment near to the new workforce.
Step #5: Begin printing money as fast as the equipment and new work force can produce it.
Step #6: Allow the new work force of illegal aliens to form unions so they will be eligible for premium wages, benefits, hospitalization and overtime pay.
Step #7: Buy new air planes for the ailing airlines using the newly printed money.
Step #8: Tax the populace ( excluding any illegal aliens ) in order to recoup the outlay of expenses heretofore spent to the above 7 steps.
Possible problems and their solutions:
1: If we are thrown into a deeper recession in the event other nations realize our money is even more worthless than it is now, we could easily move the blame to Preident Bush, Global warming, Christians , lipstick or long hair.
2: In the event this doesn't work, steps 1 through 7 can be repeated as many times as needed to get the desired outcome.
See, that was easy !!
Everyone wins !!!
Phynerk
