The following is a test post to determine the reliability of the website purported to ascertain the reading level required to understand your blog, hereinafter "CONVOGINATORS."
The CONVOGINATORS started its reign as the foremost authority of chocolate-infused milk ("leche" to all our Spanish speaking readers) approximately four years ago. It was created by the perspicacity of Manteca, eRIc, Matthew, and myself. Other flamboyant characters soon joined the fracus, including TaterSalad, P, Phynerk, Josh, Seashell, and Raincheck. The continued participation of these members save Phynerk has been despondently lacking. Many attempts have been made to shame these black sheep into more adequately fulfilling their responsibilities, but alas thus far the prodigal children have yet to return to the fold. May this post serve as a caveat to those that due in part to their inattention the reading comprehension level required of this blog is: Elementary.
Thus, in order to elevate our required reading level to something more befitting our prestigious membership, I submit the following words in hope that whatever voodoo sorcery is used by the program that assigns such ratings will be fooled into declaring our site to be a more appropriate "TV-MA."
As the algorithm that the program uses is unknown to us, and indeed I have serious doubts about my ability to spell much less comprehend "an algorithm," my selected word list will be quite varied. It will encompass words of foreign language, scientific and legal jargan, and words generally assosciated with mature audiences. Perhaps this will have the desired effect, if not, I hereby move that Phynerk educate us all on the origin and uses of these so called "algorithms."
The List:
Sober
Poop
La derecha
Usufruct
Homoerotic
Reaganomics
Mein leiben
Caveat emptor
Aerodynamics
Mollusk
Marsupial
Vagabond
Res ipsa Loquitor
Inebriated
Feces
Warrant
Fuselage
Empenage
Aileron
Hydrodynamics
Juxtaposition
Die Hard 4: Live Free or Die Hard (Also known as Die Hardest)
Circumnavigate
Ponce De Leon
Waypoint
Stool
Inter vivos
If the aforementioned list has no effect, then I shall weep for the future of our great society. A society where one man can make a difference, and illiterate people can still graduate high school.
Jeff C.
