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Monday, December 10, 2007
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And if he's elected....

You need to all know just how, well...just how,ah....well - you need to know how famous I am. That's right - FAMOUS ( almost .....but it's coming ). You see "back in the day" when "Scott" was our pastor we had a man come to preach a week of revival meetings in our church. After church each night Mrs. Phynerk and I had the evangelist over to our house for supper. It was there we learned he could really eat. In fact we remember him having three helpings of Mrs. Phynerk's ( to die for ) shrimp Etoufee'. The evangelist I'm speaking of is (president-to-be) Mike Hukabee. So why am I famous, well after he's elected I'm sure he's going to make Mrs. Phynerk his personal food engineer. We'll probably be able to move into the Lincoln room and pretty well have it made-in-the-shade for at least 8 years at which time our new chain of Mrs Paula's Kitchens all over the country takes off. Too bad Emiral's going to lose his TV spot, but life goes on. I just hope we don't lose our focus with all the upcoming fame. All our Convoginator family will be welcome over to have lunch with "Huck" (that's what we'll probably call him) any time. We'll always have a place set for you guys. I understand he's mad about a tall glass of ice-cold Chocolate milk. Maybe he's a Convoginator at heart, too. Who knows, maybe me, Manteca, Matthew, and eRIc might all sit down on the big porch of the White House and jam a little with "Huck". Manteca, you'll have to do the drums 'cause "Huck's" going to play the bass.


 
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