OPEC Concerned About Oil Prices,But Won't Up Output-Secretary General
LONDON -(Dow Jones)- The Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries believes current record oil prices are too high, but has no plans to boost oil production beyond what it has already agreed to increase starting in November, OPEC Secretary General Abdalla Salem el-Badri said Tuesday.
General Abdalla Salem el-Badri was recorded saying, " we are running out of room to put all the cash coming from the American satan . We may need to purchase Michael Jackson's Netherland as an auxiliary storage facility". There have been numerous failed attempts in folding bills so they will store more efficiently in the very "cramped spaces" of the Arabian desert. Ambassadors from OPEC will ask Congress for financial assistance in studying ways to help the oil producing countries in their feverish attempts at gathering the money from oil sales.
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