Report: NKorean Leader Kim Jong Il Calls Himself 'Internet Expert'
SEOUL, South Korea (AP) -- North Korean leader Kim Jong Il called himself an "Internet expert" during summit talks with South Korea's president this week, a news report said Friday.
The reclusive leader made the remark after South Korean President Roh Moo-hyun asked that South Korean companies operating at an industrial park in the North Korean city of Kaesong be allowed to use the Internet, Yonhap news agency reported, without citing any source.
Mr. Jong’s internet prowess comes from a recent string of amazing acheivments:
1) Seeing his palace from Google Earth
2) Printing his first MapQuest map with directions to Disney World via Omaha
3) Setting up a live chat with Sen. Larry Craig to discuss a possible high level discussion in a Korean lavatory.
4) And finally printing out Al Gore’s original source code for the internet by which Mr. Jong will adapt to a Coleco Joystick to hack the world.
Truly, this man is an”Internet Expert”. !!
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