In case you may have heard, there has been a recent “Jeff C.” sighting in the Crestwoods area. From the latest paparazzi recon his whereabouts have been confirmed to be staying with the Crestwood sniper. It’s been hard to know this since ‘Jeff C.’ seems to no longer be driving his previous car, but now is using the shooter’s white wheels. Although it would seem ‘Jeff C.’ has, basically’ disappeared, he has been very active on two notable projects. He has worked his way up to be one of the top ten contestants on the upcoming reality show ‘Suing the Stars’ that will air this Fall as well as having completed his new book “Jurisprudence for Dummies” published by the famous law firm Tryum, Suem, & Bleedum. If you get a chance I’m sure he would invite a visit, just approach the house with your hands empty and is full view.
Phynerk