CANTON TOWNSHIP, Mich. — A 28-year-old woman may have kept the body of her roommate in their apartment for up to three weeks, police said. An anonymous caller told police in Wayne County's Canton Township on Tuesday night that the woman was living in the apartment with her dead roommate.
Top 10 reasons to live with your DEAD roommate
10) I like it quiet when I read .
9) No waiting when you want to use the bathroom.
8) Their half of the apartment always stays clean ( except for that darn smell ) .
7) I can always watch what I want on TV .
6) We can always talk about the things that interest me.
5) It cuts the food bill almost in half !
4) I always have a place to hang my coat .
3) You don’t need to worry about your roommate stealing your boyfriend.
2) You never have to worry about getting permission to borrow any of their stuff.
1) There are always "seconds" after dinner .
Phynerk