Here it is Valentine's Day, again, and where's the posting. You people are REALLY letting me down. I work and I slave to keep this site running so that the American people can have a small glimpse of what it's like to be us, radically conservative and ridiculously opinionated. What do you people do? You write cute little messages in the tag board. I swear on the dead decaying body of St. Valentine that there shall be more blogging on this site, or so help me, I will delete it. I can do it. You know me, I'm crazy and vile enough (I always wanted to use the word vile) to hit that blasted "delete" button.
So, Happy Freakin' Valentine's Day. I love you all, in a friend way, not a prison way. So PLEASE, will you write some witty sludge on the GOSH DARN BLOG!
By Grabthar's Hammer,
Manteca
