It may be wise to consider the question “what if Al Gore is right”? What if we are in some inescapable critical mass of temperature increase that will, in the near future, destroy us? Just like the question of evolution. If the evolutionists are right, then after I’m gone…so what, I won’t be anywhere to kick myself eternally for not “living it up” while I was alive. However, if they are wrong, well I’ll leave you to ponder that “hot” topic. But back to Mr. Gore’s premise, if he’s right, what can we do to stave off our immanent destruction? The following are a few things that may help:
1) Politely ask China and all the other evil developing nations to curb their pollution. I’m certain they will jump to the task.
2) Have diplomatic discussions with Iraq to stop the war so all those bullets and bombs would not add any more unnecessary heat to our warming planet.
3) See if Iran would mind very much not continuing with their nuclear experimentation. The bombs they will drop on their neighbors may have climatic repercussions for years to come.
4) We should only recharge our cell phones when they go completely dead. This would eliminate the need for any new messy nuclear power plants that may be planned before our demise.
5) Each day after waking up, sit very still and not make any unnecessary motions that may add to the global warming condition. Climb back in bed that night very carefully then do it all over again the following day.
I’m certain there are those much smarter than I that could add to this small list of items that would help guarantee our survival should Mr. Gore be right.
Type lightly…
Phynerk
