Looks like the folks over at Mars candy company have decided to pull the new Snickers commercial that was debuted during the super bowl. It seems that the two men who end up kissing then realize they must do something masculine offended the people over at G.L.A.D. So the gays and lesbians pressured Mars to pull such a homosexually offensive commercial. I guess there must be a ton of gays (and lesbian, I think you have to differentiate) that eat Snickers candy bars. Therefore, since I am no homo, I guess I can no longer eat the peanut packed chocolate delight. I mean, come on, I dont want to be walking around with a big chocolate billboard hangin out of my mouth that says if your gay (not lesbian) please hit on me.
SO, I guess the people at Mars candy are prepared for the Snickers candy bar sales to plummet. WHY? Well, I think I explained that in the previous paragraph. So if you are looking for a long term, childless relationship with someone of the same sex (gay and/or lesbian) put yourself out there and proudly proclaim it with a Snickers bar...and a nice pink or flannel scarf or shirt.
manteca
