Oscar-winning 'Titanic' director James Cameron's assertion that the bones of Jesus and his family were hidden for centuries in a Jerusalem tomb caused an outcry in the Holy Land.
And rightly so; the ramifications of this historic discovery threaten to topple the very fabric of civilization itself. The suicide rate of the faithful in Christ is certainly going to become epidemic as people realize their lifelong faith was built on nothing more than a myth. A myth that this "great documentary" will scientifically, archeologically, and historically prove. The documentary will go into great detail to discuss the following FACTS:
- Jesus was married to Mary Magdalene this was proven to be so because Mary Magdalene was actually mentioned in the Bible.
- Jesus and Mary Magdalene had at least one child by the name of Judah. Judah's name is positively known because inscribed on his coffin was the letter ‘d’. This letter is found in the name juDah which proves it was Jesus’ earthly son.
- Jesus was buried with his parents, Joseph and Mary. Archeological evidence in the same area of the casket Jesus was found in had deposits of sand inside. This sand must be the remains of Mary and Joseph.
- But most shocking of all from the coffin found was that Jesus was only 2 feet tall !
It’s clear with these scientific findings, Christians will be forced to rethink their theology. The historic record in this case study is extremely damaging to the very foundation of faith. We need to be "grateful" to Mr. Cameron for this scientific and historical work which is second only to Mr. Al Gore’s Inconvenient Truth. Mr. Cameron was quoted as saying, “ I’m not interested in the millions of dollars the documentary will be bring me. I don’t care of the notoriety I will receive from all my peers. The millions more from royalties mean nothing. I am only interested in the Truth this great discovery has revealed. No longer must mankind be bound to the superstitions it has been forced to bear for so long. We are now free to be the humans we were accidentally made to be.”
Phynerk
