LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Al Gore announced on Thursday a series of worldwide concerts to focus on the threat of climate change, with a powerhouse lineup from the Red Hot Chili Peppers to Snoop Dogg to Bon Jovi.
Those attending the concerts will be required to:
Not clap really load.
Limit trips to the restroom to once per guest to eliminate unnecessary motion which may cause a rise to the ambient temperature of the stadium.
Eliminate the use of any chewing gum.
Not mind very much that the amplified music, the stage lighting, the high density of people in close proximity, the pyrotechnics, the stadium lights, the hundreds of cars driven there, the band limosines, and other heat-producing devices will add to the level of hypocricy this whole thing will certainly produce in the name of "concern for the plight of humanity".
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