It seems the dictator of North Korea wants to sit and talk face-to-face over the present situation with our president. On the surface this seems like a very plausible thing to do. Let's see how this talk might go ( based on the facts we now have at hand ):
Mr. Bush: Good day, Mr. Kim Jong.
Kim Jong: I do not like take lightly to such criticism.
Mr. Bush: My dog has fleas.
Kim Jong: If you keep pestering me and increase pressure, I will regard it as a declaration of war and will take a series of physical corresponding measures.
Mr. Bush: I like Texas.
Kim Jong: This latest provocation leaves me no alternative but to nuke the whole bunch of you.
Mr. Bush:
Kim Jong: It's clear by the bullish nature of the United States that our nation must declare war.
Mr. Bush: Have a good day.
Phynerk