As the House and Senate begin their downward spiral into ludicrousity (check the spelling on that one Seashell), I question the integrity and moral fortitude of our nations lawmakers. Wow, that sentence was heavy wasn't it? Earlier today I was asked to step down from my post as Vice Pooh Baa for the Obese Society for Comedy in the Field of Technology and Music Education. I've come under fire due to the fact that I knew about one of our board memebers and his instant message exchange with a Jenny Craig diet plan assistant. Over the past year he has exchanged messages with this person concerning their delicious, low calorie pies and cakes. Once during a massive Pizza Eating weekend, he even snuck out to have a low calorie shake. Supposedly he even showed up at the annual Tukey Leg, C++, Marching band and Knock Knock Joke Roast while under the influence of Slim Fast. OK, I have to stop, thats really stupid...
Anywho, looks like the kid that the senator was sending instant messages to was 18. Still, what was Senator Foley thinking...people, I tell you, it's as crazy as a bear riding a motorcycle on a tight rope.
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