The posting cycle of the average Convoginator is cyclical. Case in point, I can go weeks without so much as an obtuse thought, and then post two obscene rants within hours of each other before returning to a mundane life of contemplating the meaning of pictures on cereal boxes. I guess my point is, I've looked at clouds from both sides. (both literally and figuratively) I guess I've looked at them from the inside too...
Many of my fellow Chocolate Milk Enthusiasts are plagued by the same posting habits as me. I must now call some names in hopes of shaming the individuals into performing their duty. Seashell (currently seated right beside me) posts all too often on her own blog, whilst neglecting the needs of our own Convogi-audience. I more-or-less accused her of springboarding her own website off of our hard-earned convogi-fame, and then she slapped me. Those of us who preach truths all too familiar to individuals who don't wish to hear them are used to this reaction, and I will once again point out her failed sitcom-like blog about three girls in a dorm. (too much estrogen) Now she will slap me again. *OUCH*
eRIc's blog was cancelled for unknown reasons, one can only assume that censors got tired of doing their duty vis-a-vis doody. Personally, I do not find fecaphelia just cause to cancel a blog, but this day and age what can you do.
We won't mention Paul, he's currently in parts unknown undoubtedly solving the worlds problems with a plateful of BBQ and a 1960's era sliderule. Let's not forget the Fire Lizard who must suffer many-a-request for Free Bird. Raincheck has not been around in just as long, nor Josh, the pizza man.
Speaking of pizza, Josh, do you deliver outside the city limits? The airport, in particular, I'm too lazy to drive to town.
So, what say you, black sheep? Are you prepared to return like the prodigal son(s) (and daughter) and face the music? Don't you remember why you accepted this awesome responsibility? Chocolate Milk, people... chocolate milk.
/rant
Jeff C.
