It seems a US military vehicle had an accident in Kabul, Afghanistan some time ago. The wreck caused one death and some damage. Naturally, since the United States has spent untold BILLIONS of dollars to voluntarily go over there to help rid that wretched place of the Taliban and the fact that many of our nations best have given their lives there,..... the locals rioted. The ensuing turmoil resulted in an additional 29 deaths !! Now, the United States is paying $112,651 for the original damage(s) caused by the truck accident. Can you imagine? I can only speculate on the claims that are being reconciled by our fair government. For instance:
Mumtaz Ahmed will receive $18,712 for one badly crushed cobra basket and $6,137 each for two sacred (smashed) cobras.
Khaleel Aziz Sheikh is getting $7,890 for a bag of sticks he was carrying at the time of the atrocity.
Lets not forget Abu ban habudabi has yet to locate his prized two-headed goat which will fetch a cool $20,000.
Omar Abduhl is receiving $1,400 for a badly damaged shoulder-carried grenade launcher.
Mohammud Ali Mohammud will collect $6000 for funeral expenses for his mother that he accidently shot during the riot.
Auto Zone of Kabul will be rewarded $13,500 for defamatory statements concerning the break job that they had recently done on the military vehicle in question.
Phynerk
