10) God invented evolution
9) Noahs ark sunk
8) Jesus was the first Santa Claus
7) John the Baptist was actually Methodist
6) The sons of thunder got that name from their habit of openly passing gas
5) Adam and Eve were avid snake handlers
4) Moses took credit for the parting of the Red Sea which was a naturally occurring phenomenon back-in-the-day
3) Judas Iscariot wrote all the Biblical epistles under the pen name of Paul
2) Hell is a fanciful place where we would like evil people to go
1) Hollywood is a place of evil people
0) There is a Rock 'n Roll heaven
Thanks Matthew for the inspiration
Phynerk
