Did you ever wonder why someone would actually want to be the mayor of New Orleans ? I mean it seems to be the last place on the planet that anyone would actually want to be mayor, yet almost 25 people have thown their hats into the ringer for the job. I thought a bit and came up with what may be the top 10 reasons to want to be the Mayor of New Orleans:
10) Free parking ( above water )
9) Guaranteed private room in Super Dome during next hurricane season.
8) Unlimited peeks through any Bourbon street club door.
7) Free ride on King of Zulu's float.
6) "On-demand" King Cakes during coffee breaks
5) "On-demand" coffee breaks
4) Yelling "throw me somethin' mistah" not necessary during any Mardi Gras parade for beads and/or dubloons
3) Personal two-story FEMA trailer ( stored in Hope, AR )
2) Allotment of any superior to blame anything on.
1) Free beer.
Phynerk
