I realized something this morning. I am so grateful for Easter. It goes well beyond Jesus' death burial and victorious resurrection,… it's the Cadbury Crème Eggs. Yes, seems this is the only time of the year that Mrs. Phynerk brings these delectable treats home with her for me to ingest. What I began pondering was "Why do these things seem to be only available during this time of the year?" No one can deny that if they were available all year long then the company that made them would be way out ahead of Microsoft in annual sales figures. No…it must be some other reason. I know that since the business world runs strictly by the greed principle.Otherwise these chocolate darlings would be on my table all year long. That's when it dawned on me; it's not a matter of bad business judgment, it's the fact that these delicacies are just not approachable during any other time of the year due to the reproductive cycles of the English Cadbury Bird. These tiny creatures only have their egg laying cycle during March and April which pretty much limits us to consuming the eggs during the Holy season of Easter. It just puzzles me that with so much wealth to be made that birdologist cannot find a means of extending or actually controlling the reproductive habits of the English Cadbury Bird. In fact, I was also amazed that so little is known of these creatures ( I couldn't find a picture of one even with Google images) . I think that some of our college-bound Convoginators might consider possibly reevaluating what they are majoring in at present and redirect their dreams and efforts into this extremely lucrative and exciting field of English Cadbury Bird reproductive study. The ability to extend the bird's laying cycle would change the world as we know it. I would also help dentists the world over.
Phynerk
