Personal Days Standard 1.11a + 2*3.09 Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year.
They are called Saturday & Sunday.
Bereavement Leave Standard 0.09a This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends,relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon (after 6pm). We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Toilet Use Standard #1 & #2 Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic offenders category". Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.
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