Lunch Break Standard 1.2: Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Profit sharing Standard 9.01a The sacrificial efforts of the employees has not gone unnoticed. It is the tireless activity of all the employees that produces the company’s profits. Therefore each quarter these profits will be equally divided among the management.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a
positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments,
concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations,
insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation
and input should be directed elsewhere .
Have a good day !
The management
Phynerk
