It has come to my attention once again that we have several in our Convoginator community that have never actally entered the work force as yet. Although they are in college at the moment preparing themselves for the initiation into the world of working for the man, I thought it might be good to prepare them for several of the standards by which many mainstream companies function. I can attest to this as the upcoming standards are straight from "Standards Manual" from the company I used to work for. I hope these will be helpful to our young starts. It may possibly give them something to look forward to and to also give them closure to the inner question of, "why am I going to college?"
Dress Code Standard 2.03a.02
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.
If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume
you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If
you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so
that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and,
therefore, you do not need a raise .
Sick Days Standard 6.12d.01
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If
you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
More to come....
Phynerk
