yeah, i know its been a while... it'll happen
anyway.
i used to think that the stupidest people on earth lived in hope and primarily worked for the hope school district, but after 9 months of working in the retail business ive realized that the biggest concentration of dumb people on this planet, is well... the planet. EVERYBODY IS STUPID.
Questions I've been asked in the last week.
1. I got a phone call from a gentlemen that i had just sold a computer bundle to, and he called and said he had got it all set up and turned on, but didnt want to do anything else because he wasnt sure what to do next... he asked me what the "any key" was. I've heard of that scenario before but that was the first personal experience with it.
2. I asked a guy who was looking through the software section if he needed any help, and he replied, "yeah im looking for your DLL software".... huh, i responded. "yeah, my computer is missing the DLL and i need to buy a new one" ... sir we dont sell .dll files on cd... nobody does... your an idiot... to which he responded.... well would it be anywhere else in the store?
3. Will you come to my house?
4. How many motherboards does that thing have... (continues) mines got 2 now, but i wouldnt mind getting another.
5. Will you come to my house?
6. How many printers comes with this one?
7. The monitor isnt free?
8. Im not sure if yall have been to office depot lately but our uniforms are horrific. they look like prison shirts, hence the next question. "Do you work here?"
9. Whats the difference between a desktop and a laptop.
and my personal favorite.
this guy comes in and starts looking at the laptops, so i asked him if he needed help to which he said he didnt, but did ask if we had the laptops in stock, to which i responded yes. 30 minutes passes buy and i come back and ask him if he has any questions...."Does this one have sound".... uh yes sir.... "I'll take it".
So somewhere between the laptops being in stock, 30 minutes passing, and also having sound the gentlemen decides to buy it.
so from now on in my laptop pitch, i make sure to add that they all have "sound".
peace.
