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Wednesday, May 18, 2005
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Poop on a stick.

Well... its summer time... for me at least. In case its not summer for you, or your an adult and you just dont get a summer then... IN YOUR FACE HAHA!!!

now that thats out of the way, its time for more important things.

(imagine this being bold) Things we need to do as a group of convoginators excluding eRic, for eRic over the summer (/imagine the rest not being bold) (well... the rest isnt bold, so just imagine... poop on a stick)

1. Teach eRic how you do all these tricks using HTML such as making words bold, capitalizing the proper letters in words or phrases, or adding pictures.
2. Buy me either a dirtbike or a jet ski
3. Buy whichever you didnt already buy earlier on #2.
4. Drive back and forth between hope and conway on everyday that my mom cooks. (dont expect a tip)
5. Other stuff.


i got a little side tracked... when i went to preview my post i noticed that it looks much cooler in the preview than it actually does on the page, so Josh... make our page look like the preview... or just make it look cool... our site needs an update.


anyways, im in marion arkansas at the First Baptist Church listening to Lee Barnett teach people how to sing in unison.
this church is SUPER nice.

Some of you wierdo's may be happy to know that this post is coming from Mac G5, so if you need to lick this post or something, go ahead. But im sticking with my opinion that Mac's are gay... i wouldnt care if this was a G2Gillion, it would still pale in comparison to a PC.

My roommate brian is a manager at a movie theater in pine bluff, and Lucas Arts is paying him 50 dollars to put that new Star Wars movie together for his theater. I thought that was pretty funny. They asked for the best projectionist to handle the movie. I saw that movie last night when he put it together... im not trying to give it away or anything but... Anakin turns into Darth Vadar.... ooops.... well since i told you that i guess ill go ahead and tell you the rest...

So after Anakin goes to the dark side, he realizes he has NO black clothes, so what else is there to do?!?!?!

Starwars 3 and a half: ANAKIN GOES SHOPPING

but wait... after hours of ardurous shopping anakin realizes that none of the normal sized clothes fits him.

Starwars 3 and 3 quarters: A SLIGHTLY DEPRESSED ANAKIN REALIZES THAT HE NEEDS TO GO TO MERV'S BIG AND TALL STORE FOR MEN.


and thats where it happened. Anakin makes the transition to Darth Vader when he finds a long black cloak on the clearance rack for 60% off when you buy two, so he got one for his old man friend (i dont know that guys name, nor do i feel like googling starwars)

and thats how it ends... sorry if i ruined it for you... im sure i missed some parts of the movie that will be of some suprise, so all is not lost.

anyways...

that was retarded, but now choir practice is over, so im leaving....


 
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