Gallery of Nuts
RSS Feed


Web Counter
people who wish they were us

      ARCHIVES

August 2003

September 2003

October 2003

November 2003

December 2003

January 2004

February 2004

March 2004

April 2004

May 2004

June 2004

July 2004

August 2004

September 2004

October 2004

November 2004

December 2004

January 2005

February 2005

March 2005

April 2005

May 2005

June 2005

July 2005

August 2005

September 2005

October 2005

November 2005

December 2005

January 2006

February 2006

March 2006

April 2006

May 2006

June 2006

July 2006

August 2006

September 2006

October 2006

November 2006

December 2006

January 2007

February 2007

March 2007

April 2007

May 2007

June 2007

July 2007

August 2007

September 2007

October 2007

November 2007

December 2007

January 2008

February 2008

March 2008

April 2008

May 2008

June 2008

July 2008

August 2008

September 2008

October 2008

November 2008

December 2008

January 2009

February 2009

March 2009

April 2009

May 2009

June 2009

July 2009

August 2009

September 2009

October 2009

November 2009

December 2009

January 2010

October 2010

January 2022

Monday, May 02, 2005
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
mcgyver escapade

well, i ran out of gas for the first time ever...usually im good about knowing when the camry is gonna lose it, but tonight she suprised me. she's so sexy when she's cunning.

anyway

brian came and picked me up and then we used what we learned at mcgyver school to get some gas in my car...

speaking of which... brian is my homeboy.

anyways, back to the mcgyver stuff we had to do to get the gas in my car...im not sure if youve noticed but inside your gas tank where you put in the nozzle there is a little spring triggered cap thing that keeps gas from sploshing around. Well, since that thing is there, there was no way i was just gonna poor in gas from the extremely full milk carton i had. so brian had the idea of cutting a mountain dew bottle in half and using it as a funnel. good idea on brians part... but what was i gonna cut the bottle in half with? we're not outdoorsmen... we'd have a wireless regular nintendo controller in our car before we'd have a knife... so what did i use?
fingernail clippers... so after accomploshing this task, i tried to put it in the gas tank, BUT it still didnt push that little thing down... so what to do now?

What did eric do?
a)Give Up
b)Let brian do it
c)call gieco to save lots of money on my car insurance
d)manipulate a plastic coat hanger so that i could shove it in the tank to get little piece to stay down.

if you guessed D than your not stupid.

1st rule of mcgyver school: Use a coat hanger and/or duct tape as often as possible.

So we did, and with our powers combined we summoned captain planet and he put miracle gas in my car, and now it can fly...

anyways, brian hooked me up tonight, b/c he was busy studying for his 8oclock am final when i called him, and he came anyway....
i love having real friends... they're few and far between...


 
National Dairy Council -- Professional Convoginators -- The Good Word about Convoginatin' -- Chocolate Milk Myths
The Godfather Convoginator -- News for the Convoginator
CONVOGINATOR'S STORE