The picture below depicts possible measures to be taken before using the Manteca ( Poo Bah's) pool this summer.
Beware ! Swim there only if you have been trained in advanced Hazmat procedures.
It has been found that several band members 'relieved' themselves in this pool last season. The residual effects
have only escalated thru the off-season months. ( A list of the offenders has been sent to OSHA headquarters
for analysis for possible pandemic outbreaks of the dreaded Pool-O-Peep syndrone.)
Phynerk