No, I did NOT fall off the face of the planet, and yes, I am in Hope, and yes, I am a dork because the first thing I did when I got back (after unloading massive amounts of crap in the kitchen floor) was go see the Chote, Mr. York, and Mrs. Manteca. Yeah, I too am a loser, but no one was home. What would one expect me to do but go check out the new cafeteria that only holds about 200? Well, you certainly didn't expect me to come home and clean my room did you? Or unpack my crap? Surely not, and I'll call you Shirley if I wanna. And homework? I won't be starting that until at least Friday night. Now I'm playin' solitaire til dawn with a deck of fifty-one. Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo...
seashell
