All relevant topics have been exhausted and the seashell lacks words on anything less, except that the Send Seashell to Ireland Fund has not seen significant increases in the past month. You must realize that we will be paid back ten fold through my sheep raising profits, not to mention the B&B. Perhaps I could also open a pub. It's quite clear that once we have a representative in the Emerald Isle the money will be rolling in, so why not start buying those shirts?! We must think about the good of the company and the little man. We deserve what's coming to us, if not more! Buy, buy, buy! Contribute to your convoginators and the good of the chocolate-milk drinking community! Do not let this once in a lifetime opportunity pass you by! Buy within the next ten minutes and you will receive a sense of worth and accomplishment! Order now!
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