Hi. My name is Jason and I live with my parents. I am 37 years old and I'm currently in between jobs. I have been featured in many commercials, I'm sure you've seen me. I'm that guy... "Sweetguy_16"... the one who talks to the young girls and tells them I'm a 15 year old quarterback who is just looking to fit in, I do this because women my age have lives and would never dream of talking to me. I get my kicks by acting cool on random blogs. The highlight of my life was when my ISP stopped charging me by the minute and gave me one flat rate for unlimited minutes. WoW.. that was nice.
When I say I'm in between jobs I mean that my last job was six months ago when I was fry cook at Andy's and I might add that I was a shift leader. However I was fired when I was caught in the act with who I called my "Fry Daddy". I really didn't see what the big deal was, but apparently it isnt sanitary to put it there. Who Knew.
I have applied at several places around town, but to no avail. Apparently no one is looking for a middle aged man with stuff stuck in his teeth, by stuff I mean peices of fries from when I worked at Andy's. Yes I know it was a while ago, but I just need something to remember it by.
Anyways, I just wanted to give yall a little background about myself, because you seemed kind of upset by my comment. Now that you know, I hope that you cut me a little slack. You see, the internet is the only place that my true self can shine. If there was an internet president, I could almost gaurantee that it would be me.
So I apologize if you took it the wrong way, now you know that it might as well been coming from a 3 year old. Well it looks like its about time for me to hit the ole' dusty trail, and by that I mean Dragonball Z is on, and its not one of the re-reruns.
