Due to the arising concern of Cap'n Jeff's rapid aging, I have begun my studies in the realm of aging. I have developed a system unbeknownst to modern science. I call it the Olefartitron 3000. It determines the changes an individual will undergo after 30 years. Factors included are race, gender, ethnic background, religion, what they ate last thursday, and (the obvious one) what they plan to eat next thursday. Here are my findings.
note the mulletI know the changes aren't drastic, but I only had so much time..... I gotta get up early tomorrow.
