So I go to Phoenix for a computer class and ……sizzle sizzle crackle disconnecting……attention earth creature / i have interrupted the current transmission for several reasons / 1. it is monitored by millions / 2. it had no intellectual value / 3. my sphere needs information /// my designation is 2-2 / I am from the planet zark of the orian nebula / while purposely peering at the people on your planet through our portal periscope it was noticed that your sphere was in a heightened state of activity / i was sent to research the reasons for this activity / initial contact with your creatures revealed the reason for the excessive activity was 'the holidays' / further investigation revealed 'the holidays' were a time of joy and love / this joy and love was observed in the parking areas of many of the institutions called 'malls' /// the following list will include questions and answers of more reasons for the activity we have seen / the list was compiled by research of thousands of your newspapers - magazines - catalogs - and viewing hundreds of hours of the device you call tv /// this season is marked by giving / the giver is a creature by the name of santa / his presence nor dna could not detected anywhere on your sphere /// you illuminate the exterior of your dwellings to indicate the 'light of the world' which we have been told is brotherly love /// you place 'trees' inside your dwellings to indicate 'new life' / this 'new life' we are told is freedom of new choices /// you give gifts to one another to express the gift of life / life is the cosmic force that keeps your sphere and living matter going /// we fed all this data into our logicometer and out came a run time error of critical proportions /// the error is the reason for this transmission / we need an explanation / I now quote the error /?/ considering the great expenditure of energy - money - time and effort why do you call this period of time CHRISTMAS /?/ ……sizzle sizzle crackle reconnecting……so that's about all the complaining I'll do on that subject.
Phnerk
