I am the FIRST on my block to own a Convoginator clock. This timepiece, handcrafted by the most talented craftsmen from Switzerland, has been a most wonderful addition to our computer room decor. The accuracy of this fine machine is beyond precise measurement. The only problem is resolution. You see, without numbers it's easy to be off an hour or two even with the computer accuracy built into the timepiece of one picoseconds in two Klingon phases.
May all of you have the most Joy-Filled Christmas ever !!
Phynerk
