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Thursday, December 30, 2004
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Greetings From Ireland

Yeah right! I can dream though, right? Right? Right!!! County Galway would be just great...

I believe I have decided the names of my future children: Owen Rolf, Liam Olaf, and Carmen Beatrice. And if I never have the curse, er... blessing of children, I will have some very well named dogs, be they cocker spaniels, beagles, Georgia blood hounds, or some flavour of terrier. Those names have just got to be used somewhere. Perhaps we can name the cow "Liam." I think we could all use an Irish cow. Ooooooh and then we could cover him in four-leaf clovers like the one outside Kitty O'Sheas.

After watching a television program about funny commercials, I have decided that Europeans are funnier than Americans. Now, because of Monty Phython we all knew that the British are a silly lot, but I can now testify that even the German and French contribute to the world's hilarity. And let's not forget the Irish. They make the English language "do tricks the British never intended," what with their charming wit and all. Sometimes I do tire of the ol' USA, but where would we be without apple pie? That's why they invented traveling. Now if I could just find a good pilot...

Oiche mhaith,
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